* sesquipedalian: 1. Given to or characterized by the use of long words. 2. Long and ponderous; having many syllables.
* Defenestrate: to throw out of a window. Or what we want to do to our computers when our stories aren't coming together like we want.
* Raconteur: one who excels in telling stories and anecdotes
* Crozzled: Lightly toasted around the edges
* Groaking: To look intently at someone else's food in the hope that they will offer you some of it
* Plot Soup: Pot of story or character ideas simmering in the back of a writer's head